June 2013
“when it comes to dressing myself, i live by a very simple principle. i am fat, therefore, i look fat in everything; consequently, i can wear anything.”
—Advice from perfect goddess Kim Selling, whose writing you can expect to see in issue #2! (via filmmefatales)
As an “overweight” individual, this is a lesson I wish I had learned long, long ago … (via mrich2029)
As an “overweight” individual, this is a lesson I wish I had learned long, long ago … (via mrich2029)
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
HUGGING
WHY DON’T PEOPLE HUG ME I AM SORRY WHAT DID I DO WHY DON’T I EVER GET HUGS
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
money can buy me happiness its called mcdonalds
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
^ yeah yeah that story is great and all but HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR URL JUST SLEEP?!
“dude look at the personality on that girl”
“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”
